So, my pops isn’t here anymore. I affectionately refer to him as “my old man”. In honor of him and all the other fathers out there and beyond I present this:
If I ran the world
Dads wouldn’t have to pay for their own father’s day meal. I mean, REALLY?
The polyester leisure suit would always be in style
Senior citizen discount: every day
Diabetes wouldn’t exist
Daughters would never wear short skirts
Easter peeps would be sold year round.
Sugar free candy would be illegal – yuck
People would stop whispering and mumbling: SPEAK UP!
Hair would not grow out of your ears.
The government would stop ripping us off
Every radio station would be news and talk radio and Frank Sinatra
here’s to you Dads!
tell me about your old man…
Regarding Queen of Everything
Her highness is still queen of planet blortnick and also a MODEL.
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I agree that sugar-free candy (and anything else with a disclaimer about explosive diarrhea) should be illegal! I miss my dad, too.
Mary´s last [type] ..Skeletons
ew diarrhea ew!