Archive for February, 2010
so….
ok so went to pick pumpkin up today from sleepover. as i’m pulling in front of the house i notice several strange things about the house: different car in the open garage, different (no) decorations on the front door. but whatever, i figure, so i sit there. next thing i know i see from my ...Read more.
confessions. coming out of the "closet"
ok not really, but it sounded really good. dont know and dont care if anyone is reading this blog. it just helps me get some stuff off my (really small) chest. and i like it. i feel like i’m talking to myself. here’s the results of my mri: its homer simpsons brain. hahah ok not ...Read more.
this is cute.
SCORE!!!!!
today i win. really. i mean i win every day but today i REALLY win. i had a teeny tiny victory with the memory!! we are experiencing a snowstorm of epic proportions (not my words) and before checking my voicemail at work (hush) i discovered that both of my chilruns were getting dismissed 2 1/4 ...Read more.
its wednesday again, right?
here we are again at wednesday, right? yeah. so talking to a coworker and we are discussing how we are each working together on a particular evening at the JOB. as she mentions the date (March 5th) i’m like “what?” blank stare. no idea what she’s talking about. you know, march 5th????? again, no idea. ...Read more.
apparently i was on a roll yesterday
took the boy to the dermatologist. sitting in the exam room and am trying to recall the name of the “guy” at the drug store who gives you the pills…naturally they are looking at me like i’ve grown 3 heads. i finally come up with “pharmacist”! yay me!
what’s that stuff called
that you use between your teeth to get food out? (pause) (pause) (pause) dental floss. yes! i came up with the word!! woot!! so i’m at the dentist getting my first official non braces wearing cleaning. and i am chatting up the hygienist (as usual cuz she’s so wonderful. wonderful kelly) and i’m trying to ...Read more.
today is monday.
and i’m kicking butt with the housework and personal things i have to do. all of which i hate: cleaning, paying bills, and making appointments. fortunately i went to starbucks FIRST where i had my grande bold red eye with soy. once that espresso shot kicked in, boy was i working! of course, i had ...Read more.
am i confabulating?
confabulation is the production of false memories. memories that either have not occured (a ride in an alien spaceship) or mixed up memories (generally that you did not experience). people who confabulate are not trying to decieve. they genuinely believe that these experiences happened. A similar experience is called false memory syndrome in which people ...Read more.
forgotten bill
so yesterday i posted. i think. about something. dont remember what. but nevermind that. today i was pulling in the driveway from dropping the boy off at work. got a phone call from the pizza place (i have them on speed dial) calling to remind me to DROP OFF THEIR PAYMENT CHECK. Oops. i knew ...Read more.
